watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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