Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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