My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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