are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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