I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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