This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He passed out mid-signature
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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