Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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