I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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