i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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