on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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