the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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