Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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