So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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