Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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