How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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