Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
its liver damage thursday
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