I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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