well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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