margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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