Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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