tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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