He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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