Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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