Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You were trust falling into bushes
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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