If that was your dad, he is hot
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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