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So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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