Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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