Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.