Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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