So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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