just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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