Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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