I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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