I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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