holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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