So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up