party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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