Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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