i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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