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This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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We left the knife in your bed.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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