this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you didnt know i had herpes?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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