she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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