wakey wakey hands off snakey
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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