finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
