Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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