ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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