people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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