if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We have started to decorate penises.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
