just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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