maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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