I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
my liver is dry heaving
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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