We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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