Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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