i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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