I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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