does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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