As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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